Last night, the dancing of porno in the rain
on 2003-06-16 at 5:22 p.m.
So last night was one big bucket of fun. I went to Mojo�s house with crnflkgirl under the guise of watching wrestling, playing poker and eating Weight Watchers Food. We never really watch wrestling, but it is always on in the background while we goof around and tell stupid stories.
Last night�s event definitely lived up to the billing. It started as a mildly rainy dreary day, in which I worked at a new exhibit at the mall, with Fun Bobby, a good friend. After work at 6, Crnflkgirl and I met up, and with Fun Bobby in tow, we headed out to Mojo and her husband T�s house. Upon arrival, James was already there and we were quickly joined by Chuck, a friend of Fun Bobby�s and beastinside. We started off with a little Furniture relocation, moving several sofas around in the house, kind of like payment for an evening of messing around. Window AC, and it was hot and humid, so it was rather warm inside. After an hour or so of that, we all ate, low fat hotdogs, fish, macaroni salad, dessert, chicken, etc� Watched a little wrestling, and then decided to teach the novices to play poker. After a few hands and some heated debate, poker ended uneventfully, other than the fact Crnflkgirl and I racked up everybody�s money. At this point, the evening took a quick turn, whether it was for better or worse is up for debate. Somehow we got started watching the various porn channels available on their satellite, including some nasty amateur action, some interracial hardcore, and some foot fetish, all of which were accompanied by what T calls the money shot. You all know what this is. Quickly the poker turned to talk about the porn and several funny, and disgusting things were brought up. Apparently T has a name for most anything sexual; this includes Sausage nipples, and roast beef. Usually it relates to food, which is an odd connection but one we explored at length. Crnflkgirl and Fun Bobby had an exchange about how men�s penises look Gray in the poor camera light of porno, and about how guys with humongous dicks were able to continue thinking properly when the blood rushed from their brain to their nether regions. Crnflkgirl surmised that this is why they have sex with some of the nastiest women around, because they can�t comprehend what is actually taking place, due to lack of blood supply to the brain. Also, according to her, she looks nothing like the ladies in the movies.
This turned into Porno and Songburst night, but the Songburst game turned quickly into lets all sing aloud all the songs listed on the cards. Then lets make porno words up to the songs on the cards, so all in all the party was a smashing success to this point. Then about 11:30 Fun Bobby decides it is time to head out, but when he gets outside he comes running back in to tell us that is has been raining much harder than we could tell through our beer goggles, and that beastinside�s and James�s cars were almost submerged. What ensued was 30 minutes of driving through Mojo�s yard, trying to keep water from getting into the basement, and trying to get everyone�s car safely out of the creek. The water was quite high, and it was raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock. I felt bad leaving them to take care of the basement on their own, but I wasn�t sure I�d be able to get out of their if I stayed any longer, so we all left. This morning Mojo called and said they we blocked in by the water and she needed me to buy her a pump and bring it over. I did, and it was a hellacious mess over there, her neighbors road got washed out, a huge 10 foot ditch in the middle of it.
So now I�m at work, and ready to go home, tired, water logged, and in for a long shift. Sorry bout the long time between updates, things are a little hectic, maybe it�ll calm down later this summer, but till then, I�ll be here sporadically if at all. Thanks for hanging in there, Jonzo
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