Jonzo News Network
on 2003-03-28 at 3:08 p.m.
Last night was good. Invisibledon made me laugh so hard, I started crying. We were just sitting there, and out of nowhere, he says "I need a woman I can Donkey Punch." I about lost my shit, right there. I almost spit my drink out on everybody at the table. Then to make it worse, he made me explain it to the ladies. I'm not going to explain it again, but to say it is a sexual act, I don't intend to practice. For some reason he has been catching me with it for two days now. Just when I think I've headed down some conversational path with him or somebody else and he is around, he always throws in the "donkey punch" reference. I don't know why it catches me off guard, I should expect no less from him at this point.
Other than that, the evening was good. Onebluegreen and crnflkgirl joined us for an everning of food, drink, and Basketball. Kentucky won and Duke went down like a freshman coed at Radford. Go Jon's money!
Jesse almost showed us his sack for $5, but got frustrated when we asked if we could get one nut for $2.50. He wouldn't speak to us for awhile after that.
Invisibledon has one of the classic bomber jackets with the map of Europe on the inside, he showed us where he was stationed in Germany, it was in the armpit. Well, it was at least a step up from his Texas Tuxedo the week before.
Onebluegreen apparently has people staying over so often that her neighbors are starting to think they live there. :)
The third grade teacher who eavesdrops, would be in a lesbian porn for $10,000. Don is working on scraping together the cash.
Rob Ruthenberg drinks too much, and he needs to more securely fasten his pants. Tighty Whitey's are not for you Rob, you need to use some of that TV and Radio money and go over to Walmart and buy some fucking boxers and a belt. I'm not a small man, but damnit, I can keep my pants up and not show people my draws. I'm warning you Rob, if you don't get a wardrobe and some fucking belts, Don and I are gonna go postal and take over your show Commando Style. I can't be responsible for your harm if you don't heed my advice. Rope can make belts if you're poor Rob.
Saw all my ex's yesterday, almost ran over T.J., Mandy's dude, when leaving Barnes and Noble. Just said "Hey Guys." and went on about my business. Then at CI, I saw Liz, the one who now prefers the fairer sex. We get along very well now, probably better than we did once upon a time.
Well, that's all the news in Jonzo land. What's new with you guys? My guestbook is still there, use it. That means you, anonymous reader from Charleston, SC. :)
Oh and props to loriebug for being g-book entry 100 and to katy-bug once again for my new template. I'm out!
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